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May Newsletter '26

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Well my lovelies, it's been a scorcher of a month- to the point of impracticality at times. Maybe if having my window open didn't invite sounds from the seventh cricle of hell in, I wouldn't mind so much... speaking of sounds fron the seventh circle of hell, what have Four Blokes been working on in May? In fact, what exactly is it Four Blokes have been working on for the last several months? Perhaps I shall stop being so intentionally oblique and reveal a little of my scheme... May 1st - International Worker's Day! And I was hard at work on location, filming the animals at Kentish Town City Farm. They all looked tired, perhaps overly warm. The shoot moved to arebyte Digitial Art Centre, where I nabbed a few clips of Ambie Drew's Soft Bodies, Cold Machines exhibition. Very pink. Popped into Morrissons on the way back for a Pomegranate to slice up and smear all over myself. Clang! I dropped the knife in the shower. Very red. Filming continued, straddling midnight on t...

April Newsletter '26

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Hello all - hope you're well - getting out the jorts perhaps as warmness increases. April is always when I take a step back and evaluate happenstance at Four Blokes PLC... April 25th of course is the day of the Portugese Revolution, so we decided to put Popworld out on that day back in 2022. Yes, I remember... young and foolish and free. Popworld on April 25th 2022, the Slices of Urinal Cake EP on April 25th 2023, on April 25th 2024 I recieved a hefty fine from the French Railway Authorities... i tried to dodge it but I got a letter from the International Debt Collectors! April 24th 2025 (a day early) we headlined Heartbreakers, debuting 4 new songs to the public, April 25th 2025 we all had a nice lay in and nursed our sore heads with Lucozade. April 25th 2026 of course, we released Geisterbahnhof - a special single to celebrate Four years of Four Blokes. That's enough numerology for now - let's get into it. I spent the first week of April back home in Southampton, mainly t...

March Newsletter '26

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So says I, "it's been a funny old month",I says. It's been a funny old month I says, for, everything changing, funny things keep happening, and funny voices occupy my head, and I find myself the sad clown captain of the sad clown ship. But you know what folks - we just keep on truckin'! Despite me being plauged by voices, living in total squalor, and having the worst mental episode I've had in several months, we just keep on truckin'!   Admist the madness of March, Four Blokes recorded and released a BRAND NEW SINGLE for your fabulous Four Blokes 45' collection - this is a standalone release that doesn't appear anywhere in the secret multimedia audiovisual experience we're working on, although both filming and recording for that occurred in March too. I also made some significant BUSINESS VENTURES towards a Four Blokes stageshow in London - aka I actually talked to the people in my band and realised they don't all secretly hate me. It's...