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June Newsletter '26

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 "Ow! Ow!" The coach driver's torment had begun - I was hitting his knee with a surgical hammer. This was far from a scheduled call-out, and i was far from a medical professional; safe to say, I was using excessive force! Anyways everybody, it's the Four Blokes Newsletter! The gist is the album is nearly finished, or nearly nearly finished at least, the film needs a fair bit of editing but I reckon filming is more or less done. I can offer more details than that though - juicy ones, mmmm.... mmm, mmm, mmmm.... The great glass towers gave way to wildflower meadows and sleepy trees - the bristles of a plastic plant were injuring the coach driver as i struck him with SOME FORCE! The bristley plastic plant beating session was to no end but my own amusement - i guffawed like a Milwauakee circus attendee of 5. The first significant event of the month I would've said was smoking a load of joints and frying a load of red onion - some important filming occurred, even thoug...
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May Newsletter '26

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Well my lovelies, it's been a scorcher of a month- to the point of impracticality at times. Maybe if having my window open didn't invite sounds from the seventh cricle of hell in, I wouldn't mind so much... speaking of sounds fron the seventh circle of hell, what have Four Blokes been working on in May? In fact, what exactly is it Four Blokes have been working on for the last several months? Perhaps I shall stop being so intentionally oblique and reveal a little of my scheme... May 1st - International Worker's Day! And I was hard at work on location, filming the animals at Kentish Town City Farm. They all looked tired, perhaps overly warm. The shoot moved to arebyte Digitial Art Centre, where I nabbed a few clips of Ambie Drew's Soft Bodies, Cold Machines exhibition. Very pink. Popped into Morrissons on the way back for a Pomegranate to slice up and smear all over myself. Clang! I dropped the knife in the shower. Very red. Filming continued, straddling midnight on t...
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April Newsletter '26

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Hello all - hope you're well - getting out the jorts perhaps as warmness increases. April is always when I take a step back and evaluate happenstance at Four Blokes PLC... April 25th of course is the day of the Portugese Revolution, so we decided to put Popworld out on that day back in 2022. Yes, I remember... young and foolish and free. Popworld on April 25th 2022, the Slices of Urinal Cake EP on April 25th 2023, on April 25th 2024 I recieved a hefty fine from the French Railway Authorities... i tried to dodge it but I got a letter from the International Debt Collectors! April 24th 2025 (a day early) we headlined Heartbreakers, debuting 4 new songs to the public, April 25th 2025 we all had a nice lay in and nursed our sore heads with Lucozade. April 25th 2026 of course, we released Geisterbahnhof - a special single to celebrate Four years of Four Blokes. That's enough numerology for now - let's get into it. I spent the first week of April back home in Southampton, mainly t...
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